step on a crack, break your mother’s back, Lil’ Jon got the beat that make your booty go clap
remember when Tom made out with that straight guy and then he broke the fourth wall
remember when Tom and Sam took care of Ivy when she was really out of it from taking those pills
remember when the plane didn’t show up
remember when Tom and Julia did that really cool low five
Mostly just remember Christian Borle.
so true though
if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me
you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?